What’s more painful than dancing on pointe and less sexy than a fully clothed lesbian dream sequence? That’s right, Natalie Portman giving birth. After a highly heralded pregnancy that seemed to go on for decades, the Black Swan celeb has given birth to the love child fathered by her French choreographer-turned-fiancee, Benjamin Millepied. The couple welcomed a baby boy on Tuesday- no other details, including the young Portman-Millepied’s name, have been released. Congratulations, you crazy kids!
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The long, messy case of Jennifer Lopez vs. Her Ex-Husband’s Girlfriend to whom He Sold a Sex Tape for $1 has just taken an stimulating turn: as part of his campaign to ruin the star’s repute that’s definitely not fueled by rancor, he’s now claiming that J-Lo has a secret double life as a magic Santeria queen. He maintains that in the late ’90s his godmother became Jennifer’s Santiera spiritual guide, bathing the singer in chicken blood and performing purifying rituals to help her with her career. He also says he was “never in favor” of the animal killings, but he did it to help Jennifer’s career. Suuuuuuure, and you’re selling her sex tape to donate the profits to charity.
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Oh, how the tables have turned for Jennifer Aniston. Once the most famous scorned woman in the world when then-husband Brad Pitt left her for the scary-sexy appeal of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer’s resume now reads “actress/spokesmodel/homewrecker.” Apparently Jennifer’s sexy relationship with actor Justin Theroux has caused the end of his 14-year relationship with live-in lover Heidi Bivens, who moved out of the home she had shared with Theroux last weekend. A informant told Page Six that Justin had initially told his lady love that he and Jennifer were “just friends”, but now that their involvement is common knowledge in Screenland, he’s officially ending it.
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According to a new round of number-crunching from rottentomatoes.com, the worst hollywood actress since 1985 is…drumroll please….Jennfier Love Hewitt. Jennfier received this, er, honor for never having starred in a film that was certified “fresh” (over 60% positive reviews) on the popular website, which aggregates movie reviews from judges to get an average score for the film from 0 (all negative reviews) to 100 (all positive reviews). Jennifer’s average score on Rotten Tomatoes is 18.9, thanks to turkeys like “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” (7 percent), “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (35 percent), “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (7 percent), and both “Garfield” movies (15 percent and 11 percent, respectively).
Mr. Skin might not be a movie judges, but he knows what he likes, and he LOVES Jennifer Love Hewitt’s plentiful front boobage. Check her awing titties, including a nip slip in The Tuxedo (2002), on MrSkin.com!
Proof that star is not in and of itself a debilitative brain disease, tabloid-shunning hollywood actress Jennifer Connelly, who rarely turns up on star news sites (unless she’s out dispersive the good word for Amnesty International), has just declared the birth of her third child. Agnes Lark, Jennifer’s daughter by husband of 8 years Paul Bettany, was born at home via a scheduled water birth on May 31. And we’re guessing Jennifer didn’t take any pictures with her cell phone.
Luckily Jennifer Connelly’s not so timid about baring skin on screen- check out her 7 career nudity roles, starting with The Hot Spot (1990), on MrSkin.com!